"Voldemort Umbridge Potter, you were named after the two worst people I know because frankly you annoy the shit out of me"
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
favourite looks: Los Angeles premiere of Thor: The Dark World (2013)
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE
date me to disappoint your parents
a big stupid idiot crush